Recap of the VMA's:
most-awkward-moments: Lady Gaga came as a man, Nicki Minaj came as Lady Gaga, and Jay-z came in Beyonce. Click here if you’re awkward!
Today was the first day of classes. Four in a row starting at 11:30-3:50. Three of the four were English/Professional Writing classes (from my two majors) and the other was Chemistry (blahhhh). All of my English-related type classes went awesome. My teachers seem cool, and even though it seems like a lot of work, I am soooo pumped to get started on it. Some people think I’m spreading...
So today I got hypnotized… I was kind of skeptical at first, figured I’d go up there, see if I could get hypnotized, and if not, just walk off the stage (as he makes the people do) or if I did, well then that’d be great. So, turns out that I CAN be hypnotized… The last thing I remember was that he told me to fold my hands, stare at them and clench them together harder...
That awkward moment when you're watching a movie...
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Just took a shower.
most-awkward-moments: You have no idea how hard it was to sneak that thing out of Home Depot. Click here if you’re awkward!
Video game logic: everyone worse than me is a...
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Day Numero Uno
The first day of Cortland technically is not over…YET, and in 35 minutes it will be, but there’s a lot that can happen in 35 minutes if my suite mates get back before midnight. After getting up at 4:30am, leaving the house around 5:15, arriving early this morning, unpacking, moving the entire room around, unpacking more, going to get more stuff at Walmart, lunch, and moving stuff...
When you sleep over at your friends house, and you...
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“I started smoking, Trying to let it take my breath away, Like you did long ago. But it’s just not the same. The addictiveness in my brain Of your love Blocks out the nicotine And fills my lungs with the cancer of your love Once again.” -J.T. Labriola
I remember one late night in college, me and Logan were both on our computers, on Stumbleupon, stumbling the night away (literally, it had to be past 2am by now) eating some ramen noodles, and drinking sodas. This picture came up on Logan’s stumbleupon once, a great picture that had us both cracking up, and Logan even made it his computer background. Pretty much sums it up pretty well....
Seeing your friends on the first day of school
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It never actually says anywhere in 'Humpty Dumpty'...
most-awkward-moments: thewisepickle: Say WHATTTTTTTTTTT?!
Learned today that apparently my mom’s second cousin (who is a woman) is some sort of professional female wrestler, and a good one at that. Her name is Tina San Antonio Finishing moves: TSA (Cartwheel into Guillotine choke hold) and a Roundoff backsplash into a bull dog Other moves: Swanton, Bull dog, Hurricanrana, Head scissors, Swinging neck breaker, Russian leg sweep Don’t...
Blog numero dos.
Starting tomorrow, and every day after that I will be posting on this blog “In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night” AND my other blog that I just created “Holy Blogging, Batman!” The latter blog will be a blog where I post my “favorite ______” everyday, along with some other things. Day one is “Best song from 1997.” I decided to start in 1997 because...
Today was the last day to hangout with my friends from home before heading back to the land of college. Unfortunately it was not as long as I would’ve liked, or the nice long goodbyes that I would have liked because I had to leave early to come home and say goodbye to my grandparents. They had apparently stopped by on their way home from their friends house nearby. I love my grandparents, I...
Even a heart transplant wouldn’t show you how I feel would it baby? It’s...– Punchline
My favorite Pokèmon Charmander :D
My first officially published poem. My Intro to Poetry professor liked it a lot, and used it in one of her published works of analyzing poetry for Cortland. “The flickering nights Keep watch over you From the orange streetlights To the stars and the moon You glisten like droplets Dripping down from the leaves You’re the dry to my wet Snow on Christmas Eve You’re the night to my day The dark...
TGIF - Last Friday Night
Well, if Katy Perry’s song is any indication about what should happen on a Friday night, well…yesterday’s Friday night was pretty well…epic. (Minus Rebecca Black making an appearance, which is well, good.) After 4 shots, 2 cups of Sangria and a Smirnoff Ice…things got pretty damn fun. Drunk volleyball in the dark, a stroll around the neighborhood and hours upon...
Got up at 7am after going to bed at 2am, went to work from 8:30am-4:00pm. Work’s getting very stressful for everybody that I work with. It’s almost the first day of school, and since I work for SCOPE Education Services everybody’s freaking out about getting stuff done, and throwing everything on me to get finished for them. I’m not stressed (yet anyways) and it takes alot...
Tumblogging for PWR!
So this morning I got an e-mail from one of my Professional Writing Major professors for my class “Writing in the Digital Age.” His name’s Guiseppe Getto, he has his own website (guiseppegetto.com) and apparently is pretty decently known. He has a doctorate in English (which I will one day obtain) and he seems to be pretty legit.. He apparently is also a black-belt in several...
Split and Squeeze
Getting ready to preview my latest creative adventure, my own web-comic written by yours truly, and illustrated by my brother, Kyle. The comic is called “The Adventures of Split and Squeeze” and follows the crazy hijinx of a banana named Split and an orange named Squeeze, along with a bunch of other random fruit characters; “Fuzz” (a peach), “Slice” (a slice of...
After a half day at work, a two mile run, shower, tropicall smoothie, and a nap, I got to cap my day off hanging out with some friends and playing some board games. It was pretty fun I must say, and even though me and Logan were the only guys and HAD to play “Mall Madness” it was all in all a good time. Even if some people are sore losers at some games, we all got to laugh and have...