“Let’s all hold hands, here on the subway. Cause we’ve been stuck here in the dark for way too longgggg.”
Paper due at midnight. Haven’t started. Selected “energy boost” playlists. I suppose the playlist “60 Seconds to Disarm This Bomb” will do nicely.
Deliciousness. Gonna eat this whole thing.
It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!
Nothing worse (or better?) than a pocket full of condoms and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
(Source: sextmessage, via ruinedchildhood)
Bowtie and converse. Doesn’t get much classier than that ;)
Opening day today! Let’s go Yankees!!
My girl <3 #shelby
Stepped off plane for 5 minutes and immediately had slot machines in the terminal. Welcome to Vegas baby!
Its the short-lived Jack mini-series called “selfies on a plane.” Because I am tired of these mother fucking selfies on this mother fucking plane! (at LaGuardia Airport (LGA))
Remember when I bid for the disc and a member of the Navy Ultimate team stomped on my face and I got a concussion? Yeah me neither. But it happened! #throwbackthursday #tbt #ultimate #concussion